An Open Letter To Our Pinoy Commuters:

Dear Ma'ams and Sirs,

This is regarding your complaints about the current implementations by the Government to have some form of control over the years, wait, no, decades of abuse and laziness. I would like to say, F U. F U for the following reasons:

1) "Ano ba yan, ngayon kailangan ko pa maglakad."
Tunginuh you. Bawal kalyohin paa mo, teh? Huwag choosy pag-hindi yummy. In your case, bawal magpakasosyal ang hindi sosy. Go put on some deodorant or tawas, get a freakin' face towel, and start walking to the proper loading/unloading zone. You want to have the benefits of having a car? Then go buy one. Oh that's right, you can't afford a freakin' car. If you can't afford a car, that means you aren't rich enough to demand freedom from any physical exertion, you lazy-ass mother thumpin' piece of TAE( Taong Ayaw mag-Effort). Either get a boyfriend with a freakin' car, o magpa-buhat ka sa kanya. Di ka kayang buhatin? Odi magpapayat ka.

Take me for example, I park and walk a good 10-15mins to the nearest train station while lugging around a 35 pound bag. Do I need to take a freakin train? No, but I don't choose to act like a freakin' prima donna and bitch about it. Masmaarte pa kayo sa may kaya eh.

2) Years Of Wrong Don't Make It Right
So for decades you've been dodging cars along EDSA just to catch a stupid bus. Such practice has gone on for so long that the MMDA was forced to put up a chicken fence for us human beings. A CHICKEN EFFIN' FENCE. Years of getting away with being lazy does not justify your actions nor preclude changing for the better. We're probably the only country in the civilized universe who needs herding. The retarded thing is, you people still jump the freakin' fence. Da f*ck, right.

3) Para Kayong China
You silly people are acting like those mainland morons who make cancerous milk products. Similarly, it doesn't mean that you are the majority, or in China's case, the "Bigger" body, makes you correct and gives you the right to inconvenience the rest of the population. "Public Transportation", contrary to popular belief, was not intended to benefit just the people who cannot afford cars. It's intended to benefit the entire population by making traveling efficient and effective.

Sincerely,
Someone who hates you all so much for all your mentally deficient reasoning.

P.S. If you are insulted, please understand that I don't effin' care. You can take your anger and stick it up your ass. Have a great day.